"When a female friend recently asked why I preferred Barack Obama, my wife responded, "He just doesn’t like Hillary Clinton!"

"The fighter pilot of this story is, of course, John McCain, but the princess is not Hillary Clinton as some readers might have guessed."

"Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us."

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"At 4 am I was suddenly awakened by a dark figure standing at the foot of my bed, shining a light directly in my eyes, practically burning holes in my retinas. Still half asleep, I was barely able to comprehend what was taking place but eventually I realized the person in my room was a cop."